proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.

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dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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awwww-cute:

He wore his new boots today and was the most popular dog on the trail!

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milesjai:

ooooOOOOOOO

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Aaaand a close up. #prosthetics #piranhaattack #sfx #spfx #specialeffects #againthosedamnedges

For someone who has been attacked by piranhas and then got lost in a rainforest, she’s a bit too happy. #spfx #specialeffects #sfx #prosthetics #thosedamnedges #piranhaattack #aicd #muaintraining

queen-of-fallen-angels:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

Accuracity: 100%

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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

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