Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you

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I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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#c’mon percy don’t be so sceptical

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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I’m a bit of a dick a lot of the time ✌️✌️ #selfie #latergram #redhair #thoseendsthough👌


I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

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anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake


the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

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Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

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