friggindweeb:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(via lusttouchseed)

harrystylesexposed:

"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you

(via underclas5-hero)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via dorky-suave-and-sophisticated)

#c’mon percy don’t be so sceptical

(via sheeshdbomb)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via dorky-suave-and-sophisticated)

I’m a bit of a dick a lot of the time ✌️✌️ #selfie #latergram #redhair #thoseendsthough👌

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

(Source: chelstone, via sobbingkitty)

thestrawberrynymphet:

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

(Source: coneymermaid, via australian-government)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via australian-government)

callmeoutis:

bigeisamazing:

if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake

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the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

(via australian-government)

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via australian-government)

(Source: theblood-inmyveins, via teebag)