Buttered Popcorn.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:54:44 +1000

holdmyfeels: seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:06:13 +1000

seventeenthstar:

procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

#HAHAHA OMG #THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY #THIS IS PURE GENIUS

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:11:59 +1000

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: hotel rooms are ten times more interesting and fun than normal rooms let’s be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:17:28 +1000

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

hotel rooms are ten times more interesting and fun than normal rooms let’s be real here

allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:23:23 +1000

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

ithinkthereforeiship: #AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:29:06 +1000

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

that-girl-with-the-boots: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:34:42 +1000

that-girl-with-the-boots:

thedelightwoods:

if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining

oH MY GOD

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: bowtiesarecool4: For fuck sake...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:40:14 +1000

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

bowtiesarecool4:

For fuck sake Misha.

MISHA FUCKING COLLINS I LOVE YOU <3

loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:46:09 +1000

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

alejis-random: devissitrhw: Compiled all of the boy and his...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:51:43 +1000

A boy and his duck

alejis-random:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

teenytigress

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

did-venusblowyour-mind

I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.

So much cuteness

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:57:46 +1000

This man.. unf this man.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:03:17 +1000

This man.. unf this man.

A haiku about Mario Kart

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:08:48 +1000

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

sorry: shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:15:17 +1000

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:20:11 +1000

parradiso: welcome to Australia

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:26:07 +1000

parradiso:

welcome to Australia

reinventthislove: twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:31:51 +1000

reinventthislove:

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

someone needs to lower their fucking standards and date me

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:37:51 +1000

someone needs to lower their fucking standards and date me

Your life 10 years from now:

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:43:22 +1000

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

himym + dancing » “i dance more than you know”

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:49:02 +1000

himym + dancing » “i dance more than you know”